see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder
i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”
and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”
"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"
spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie
some people just normally look like they havent slept in weeks. i am one of those people